Me:(at the top of my lungs) WHAT IS THIS ON THE FLOOR IN MY BATHROOM???
Little:(scurrying in from the other room) Mom, you're holding that upside down.
Me: WHAT? (ahem, attempts to regain composure) *breaths in deeply* What is it? And WHY is it on the floor of my bathroom.
Little: (Totally annoyed with me) Its a petrie dish, mom, and its filled with shrimp eggs that you're going to kill if you keep holding it upside down
Me: (disgusted, curious and somewhat amused, but still irritated) Why is it on the floor of my bathroom and how long has it been here?
Little: (still not answering the WHY is it in the bathroom) Like two seconds, Mom (giggles and RUNS!)
Me: (shouting after her) I could have killed myself y'know! (Nothing like a little of the good old guilt to make your point... what was my point?)
I have NO idea what that was, but it kinda cracked me up... a petrie dish? in the bathroom? filled with shrimp eggs? oooookayyy good thing she's so darn cute!
Little:(scurrying in from the other room) Mom, you're holding that upside down.
Me: WHAT? (ahem, attempts to regain composure) *breaths in deeply* What is it? And WHY is it on the floor of my bathroom.
Little: (Totally annoyed with me) Its a petrie dish, mom, and its filled with shrimp eggs that you're going to kill if you keep holding it upside down
Me: (disgusted, curious and somewhat amused, but still irritated) Why is it on the floor of my bathroom and how long has it been here?
Little: (still not answering the WHY is it in the bathroom) Like two seconds, Mom (giggles and RUNS!)
Me: (shouting after her) I could have killed myself y'know! (Nothing like a little of the good old guilt to make your point... what was my point?)
